Saturday, September 12, 2009

Verbal Beating of the Day & Shame Meter!

Kym, really? Another pair of jeans? I really am going to figure out how we can measure our savings and our waste with the Shopping Shame Meter. In the meantime, I may need to add a poll on how many pairs of jeans you have.

Also, the fact that you stopped at the mall, I'm assuming South Coast Plaza, on your way home from the airport, to buy jeans, RATHER than have dinner with your friends who were ALSO at South Coast Plaza, is definitely a sign of addiction. And may I remind you, a week ago you told me you had just purchase TWO pairs of jeans at Barneys.
RETURN THOSE JEANS IMMEDIATELY.  Alex can keep his pair, assuming he likes them.

I think it is also high time that you expand your wardrobe from this giant pile of jeans you own. I have some recommendations which I will put together on Monday.

- alison


  1. OMG you totally got me on the girls dinner. My jean obsession took 10 minutes AND I was home in time to give Mason his bath.

  2. okay, I realize I was being a bit harsh on you, so as long as you were only detained a few minutes, i can't scold you too much.