I learned a very important fashion lesson today about jumpsuits. They truly are an abomination designed by a man to torture women. As part of my "crazy old cat lady" Halloween costume, I found a cat-patterned jersey jumpsuit. Sounded like a great idea until 10am this morning when my 20oz of coffee had served its purpose. It was then that I learned how annoying a jumpsuit is, particularly one that zips all the way up the back.
Jumpsuits are now officially added to my list of banned fashion items, along with over-the-knee boots. Please do not tell me how awesome they are. I refuse to believe you, this time, based on experience.