How can I even chastise you for your Balenciaga addiction after your very insightful blog entry, and especially after my long list of purchases since Thanksgiving. I do think you need help, but I am definitely in no position to help you.
So, I'll enable you instead. I suggest you go with the red Balenciaga weekender, because it seems slightly more neutral than the other colors, and you might get more use out of it.
PS - I love that your friendly Balenciaga sales associate is "Steve"