"You're just now realizing this, Alison?" Yes, I can hear you all saying this, but I still refuse to believe. What I want to know is why NO ONE has commented, good or bad, on the most amazing pair of shoes that I am wearing today. I've made plenty of trips up and down the hall at work, went to Barney's at lunch, nothing. Doesn't anyone want to shower me with compliments? These shoes deserve it, don't you think? Or is it the fact that they blend into the color of my pale skin that no one can actually see them? I'm going to assume that's the case, otherwise, shopping will no longer be fun if I can't impress people with my wardrobe.