I've stated more than once my skepticism of jumpsuits. Every season they seem to be on the "must-have" list, yet I can't imagine enduring the hassle of undressing every time nature calls. But, I want to like them, I really do. Hence, in a moment of weakness, I bought a little green/black short number that I envisioned with black tights, boyfriend blazer and either black booties or my perfectly matched mult-colored Miu Miu's from a few seasons ago.
And, of course, the day I finally wear this outfit, what did I discover? It was a 10-minute adventure every time I had to visit the ladies room. And I drink a lot of coffee and water throughout the day, people! I promised myself after the second time I had to strip down that unless someone, ANYONE, told me how much they loved my outfit today, it was going in the giveaway pile. Around lunchtime, I thought this was a done deal, until one person made a comment on the cuteness of the jumpsuit. I don't know, it might still go in the pile. Hopefully this will be a valuable lesson learned!
I absolutely love the concept of the Man Repeller blog. If you haven't read it, do it now! I'm inspired to list my Best and Worst Man Repeller of the Fall/Winter 2011 season. It's up to you to decide what I actually mean by the Best and Worst. Here we go:
The Best Man Repelling Fashion of F/W11:PRADA
I am obsessed with any animal inspired fashion, and these outfits make the models look like cute little monkeys. In my younger days, I would totally attempt to wear something like this. I'm still considering the boots.
The WORST: CHLOE
This is actually two pieces even though it does a really good job of looking like an Elvis jumpsuit. Maybe it is the pose and this looks better in person. I don't know. I don't think I could do it.
An all new season of the Rachel Zoe project has started and just like with other terrible shows, I'm sucked into watching. I watch with the hope that I'm going to love Rachel Zoe as much as I love fashion, because she loves fashion so much. And once again, I have found that Rachel Zoe is really shallow and annoying. Does that mean I'm shallow and annoying? Or do I also have to talk like a 14-year-old girl to be AS annoying as RZ? Do I talk like a teenage girl and I just don't realize it? Like, clue me in, people! I'm just saying. And what is up with the Assistant Stylist, Jeremiah, with no fashion experience and the worst hairdo I've ever seen on a man. Lastly, I have to draw the line when a Kardashian makes an appearance.
I officially give up. If that means I have to focus my shopping only on Zara, Mango, H&M, etc. Then so be it! I could never live with myself if loving fashion means loving Rachel Zoe!
I know it's been way too long since the last post, maybe you thought I finally kicked the shopping habit. Au contraire! There's been far too much shopping, not enough time to write about it. But the Missoni madness at Target has inspired me. Not only did I completely forget when the collection released, I obviously did not make any purchases. And you know how much I love special collections at Target. If I could only fill my wardrobe with Target, retirement might not be such a pipe dream.
Did any of you lucky people score some Missoni for Target? Were any of you as annoyed as I was when I saw a commercial for Missoni for Target on broadcast television a good two days after 99% of everything was sold out? Target, what will I do with you? I know I've said this before, yet they keep pulling me back in!!!!
Crazy boots, I love you!
At least that is all over, and I can go back to my current obsession: Prada's python mary jane boots. Do I love them so much only because of the multiple challenges in acquiring them? First, I have no idea when these exotic beauties will be hitting our shores, and secondly, I don't know exactly how I can get them securely into California. And we'll just conveniently forge about the price. Please dear readers, tell me if I'm crazy.
So as of today, I make a valiant attempt to get back into the swing of sharing my embarrassing addiction to shopping, figuring out the world of the internets, and still keeping my day job (the only reason I can maintain my addiction). As always, I seek a voice of reason to tell me that I'm out of control or look completely ridiculous. There's plenty to come, before you know it, Fall/Winter Sale Season will be upon us!